Sunday, August 24, 2008

yo garrison!


I'm still here! Meaning "still among the living"... Sorry I have not been able to jump on that jam thing, still swamped etc bla bla bla.

I do have something to post. The halloween gag header doodles started to gel, and here are the next day's doodles. Out of this session the actual finished header grew, and you can see it in the - uh - whichever issue of Nick Mag comes out right before Halloween.

ALSO - shout out to my old pal Hal, who kept me company way into the weehours of the morning as we drew and drew and drew back in the "day".

Thursday, August 21, 2008

just a little something...

...that's been noodling around in my head for a while. i hope to get back to it eventually and flesh out the characters and do an online strip or something. just not enough time in the week...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Secret Sorcerer - part 5

Hey heyyy! Here's part 5 (last 3 panels of page 3), from Christopher Davis. He managed to get some work done on the comic jam, but must be too busy to actually post it or something, so he had me put it up.


Way to progress the story, Christopher! I knew he'd do a good job on this, because, as an experienced improv comic, Christopher knows how to say, "Yes, and . . . " (I've always heard that's the key.)

Anything can happen, now. Who will take it up from here? Comment below to call dibs.

Will the story be finished at the end of page 3, or will it take longer to play out? Will the next installment come down to the end of the page or not? Find out in the thrilling continuation of The Secret Sorcerer!

No one correctly answered my trivia question by identifying the magic trick at the top of page 3. It's the Indian Rope Trick, of course! The rope and the boy's limbs were strong clues, so I don't know why you missed it. It's too bad, really, because the jackpot would have been 58 BILLION dollars!!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

31 Flavors - of Cartooneesta

Everyone welcome the 31st Salty 'Ham Cartooneesta to be added to the list - Hal Jones. Click here to read all about him.


Hal has a comic called Beyond Human, which he publishes online at Drunk Duck. Check it out! Click on the "First" tab at the top of the comic page that comes up, so you can read it from the beginning. And set aside some time, because it's an epic!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Don Stewart on the Airwaves

Birmingham's Fox 6 News recently did an "Absolutely Alabama with Fred Hunter" story about Salty 'Ham Cartooneesta Don Stewart and his DS Art Studio.

Click here, then, to see the video, click on the little icon that says "Videos," in the gray Sidebar area, in the lower middle of the page.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Big Three-Oh!

We just gained a new Salty 'Ham Cartooneesta -- Stephen Smith! With him, we have 30. Pretty nifty. He has all kinds of stuff online, so check out his SHC post for links.


The Case of the Haunted Castle is like - how do I describe it? - an interactive flash cartoon, where you go on an adventure with Spacebabe Tamera the Tiger Girl. Neato!

Sorry, I don't have a Ptooey or a Loogie

What I do got is my first of seven Muses of mine that I've finished coloring, Arousal.


They'll all start with "A's." It's a theme, kinda like the Endless. Y'know... seven of'em, all got their own personality, all their names start with the same letter. You can see the original picture of her here.


I friggin' hate the way all my damn art pixelates one I scan it and turn it into a jpg. But, it looks good now that I've colored it in the Paintshop Pro and once I get all six of her sisters done and put'em on a background, I think it'll look fine.

Rock on, Keep Rockin'
Shaun


PS -- In the header... shouldn't that be bacon with the ham instead of an egg... since bacon is at least a pork product?

Friday, August 8, 2008

The Secret Sorcerer - part 4

I just added 4 more panels:


Credits so far:
Page 1, panels 1 - 4 . . . Chris Garrison
Page 1, panels 5 - 9 . . . Tim Rocks
Page 2, panels 1 - 3 . . . Chris Fason
Page 2, panels 4 - 6 . . . Chris Garrison
Page 3, panel 1 . . . Chris Garrison

I suppose we could finish the story up by the end of page 3, depending on what Loogie gets herself into. I wonder -- Was she really planning this all along?

Trivia question: Who can correctly identify the magic trick being performed at the top of page 3?

Anybody wanting to take up the story from here, just say so in the comments below.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

the continuing adventures of ptooey & loogie

been a while since i've been active here... but let's keep things going...

Sunday, August 3, 2008

header debacle cont'd.

Well, I've just replaced the header with a slightly improved version. Note that the ambiguous character on the right is now a fried egg. Also note that the background tan is the same tan as the tan on the right, instead of a lighter tan, so it blends in. And note the addition of the pleasing compositional element of the ovoid:


I was going to add some color to the band members, but I think they look better as they are.

Chris Fason's jelly jars received just as many votes, so if anyone wants to continue rallying on their behalf, please do so in the comments. I like them, and I definitely wanted someone to use the jam-as-in-jelly angle, but personally, I think the image is less qualified for this job than some others. Because it's an exercise in graphic design, and not cartooning.


Here's a revamped version of the roller derby drawing, where I pretty much used the colors that people tended to like, from my version with the green shorts . . . but I amped up the contrast and intensity, stealing techniques from Chris Fason's pink version:


If people love this one, perhaps it can replace the rock band. If you wish to start a fervent public outcry, do so in the comments below. Otherwise, the rock band stays, I reckon.

I've been trying to figure out exactly what lesson there is to be gleaned from the rock band beating the roller derby, and I think it has to do with a theory that's been slowly bubbling up in the back of my mind over the last few weeks. How can I put this?

There's something to effortlessness. Many times, a doodle that takes 10 seconds will be better received than a piece that takes 5 hours. Because when you really take the time to pick over every detail, perfecting every line and nuance, it's easy to lose the flair and personality of a quick sketch. So there are times when you should embrace the lazy version.

And: There's something to naivety. I'm noticing more and more cartoons and comics done in a sort of "Outsider Art" style. That is, they're purposefully made to look like they're either drawn by a 6th grader, or like they're drawn by someone who's never seen a comic book before. Like they're drawn by a farmer. Maybe it started with Frog Baseball, or in some way, Peanuts. Now adult swim is overrun with it, and there are all these art comics. I think people are attracted to this for a couple reasons.

1) They always want to see something that looks new or different. So if they're used to Spongebob Squarepants, and then they suddenly see 12 Oz. Mouse, they get a thrill out of it.

2) It's meta. It's a story within a story. If you can draw really well, but you decide that your style is going to look like it's done by someone who can't draw . . . or by someone who was only given 3 minutes to finish the work . . . it creates a story in the viewer's mind. Now, not only are they thinking, "This character's fighting the other character," they're thinking, "This is drawn by an idiot savant who overcame his severe strangeness to create a work of genius. I could have done this, but I didn't. How brilliant this guy is!" It's like The Office. The story is about office workers, but, since it's done in pretend-documentary-style, the viewer can also think about the documentarians behind the camera, and how the subjects are embarrassed in front of the camera, or how they're playing to the camera. There are layers upon layers. And because it's 2008, and we've seen so many things, we're looking around for anything new and different, including the multi-layered.

Not saying that that's good or bad. Just that it's a thing.

Friday, August 1, 2008

something like this...


I'm just sayin!

See, take the little guys drawing as-is, but incorporate it more ergonomically into the page. Maybe a little hint of color to make the hams look more hammy, especially the medicine ball guy on the right.

Well, that's what I'd do if I were King! They have grown on me...

But I still like the jammers too.

Make an executive decision already! The suspense is KILLIN ME!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

2 More Things

Here's an alligator I drew for a company that will put up a cell tower at your lake house. Apparently, they chomp down on the signal and never let go, or something to that effect:


This is for an ad for The King's Ranch and Hannah Homes. If you've got too much stuff, donate it to them, and they'll sell it at America's Thrift Stores:

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Secret Sorcerer - tips

To the person who starts page 2 (if anyone does), here's what you do. For consistency of format, I mean. Start by drawing a rectangle 6 inches wide by 8 5/8th's inches high. That's the artwork size.

I started with horizontal gutters being 1/8th of an inch wide, and vertical gutters being 1/16th of an inch wide, but that's not really important to keep to, unless you just want to.

To make it come out the same size on the screen as page one, make it 125 dpi, when you're done. If you want to keep a 300 dpi version in your archives, that might be nice, because we could reassemble it later at high resolution . . . if we ever want to print such things or something.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

'secret sorcerer' pt.2

I might as well go ahead and post this tonight since it's done. Thank you Chris for setting this up..

Monday, July 28, 2008

more ongoing votage?

All right, let's see here . . . by my count, the top contenders in the header challenge are

#1 - 10 second rock band sketch - 3 votes
#4 - jelly jars - 3 votes

What are we s'posta do now, have a run-off or something?

Salty 'Ham Comic Jam 001

I just invented these characters, and I'm donating them to the Salty 'Ham Jam cause. What I mean is, they're in the public domain, within our little club, so any Salty 'Ham Cartooneesta can use them for whatever. And now, without further ado, it is my great honor to introduce . . . Ptooey & Loogie!

Ptooey (pr. puh-TOO-ee)

Loogie

I envision them thus: They're a couple who live together, but I'm not sure if they're married. They can have romantic tiffs, and also goofy adventures around the world or in outer space. Their world is very silly: Eyes and mouths are added to lots of normally inanimate objects, and characters are as likely to be talking animals as people. However, within that wacky world, a bit of drama can be touched on sometimes, with a serious subtext underlying the occasional gag.

But that's just my personal vision. Other artists who want to play with Ptooey & Loogie are free to treat them however they want.

Does anybody want to participate in a comic jam? I just drew a potential first installment:


I think it'd be good if folks did like 1-4 panels at a time. If you want to draw the next few panels, call dibs in the comments here. If you want to work on the part after the next person up, call "I got next." Just draw your panels on this same page. And I guess you should only call dibs if you think you can do your panels in the next few days, instead of the next few weeks.

I did my part in somewhat clean pencil. You can do your part like mine, or you can do yours in very rough pencil, or you can ink it, or even ink and color it, I reckon. You can draw the characters based on my models, or you can change up the style completely, if you want. I think it'd be good if we tried to keep it short and wacky - 2 or 3 pages, maybe? And hopefully someone will introduce the Secret Sorcerer, whoever/whatever that is. I drew my panels with a ruler, but you can be loose or wonky about it, if that's your preference. You can see, faintly, where I intend the bottom of page 1 to be, before we start page 2.

If you like the idea of a comic jam like this, but you're not wild about Ptooey and Loogie in "The Secret Sorcerer," then start your own comic jam! You could do some dark vampire manga or something.

ongoing votage

Okay, everyone's vote on the header challenge is in, but I have a bit of confusion over which header The Weezel Shaun Burnett really wants to vote for. I emailed him, and once he clears that up, we'll have a new tally.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

I wish I had a machine

It'd be called The Awesome Machine. It would do anything I wanted it to, and when it was done, I'd say, That's awesome!

And only I could have one. And you'd have to either pay to borrow it, or do me really special favors.

At the moment... The Awesome Machine would be connected to my computer, and it would run a program similar to Paint Shop Pro (since I already know how to use it) and what that program would do... it would automatically measure and draw layers for panels on my comic pages. Then it'd magically take my art and put it into the right panels. Then of course I could put in a new layer for grayscale or screentone or action lines and patterns for backgrounds. Then, it would print it all out.

Oh yeah, they DO make those programs. A lot of those programs. Just most of'em not in the same packages. And it sure loses it's human element. Because, sure! The pics I scan and color on the computer look cool as hell, especially when I paste'em onto a neat background. But even if you're doing your drawings, your art with a tablet... if you make all your details and corrections with a photo shop program and not actually... drawing? Well then your comic has lost it's human element. And that's not awesome.

I hate to say that, because I know it's how most of my favorite webcomics produce their work. I hate to rip on'em.

. . . I'm pretty much just bitching because I'm up at six AM working my ass off trying to finish this comic and doing it all by hand and I got into a ranty mood. No offense to anyone who does everything digital.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

keep voting!

so far, we have 9 votes tallied and the results as of this posting are:

#6e (garrison's roller derby jam, colors by c.g.) - 3 votes
#1 (garrison's original salty ham band jam sketch) - 2 votes
#4 (fason's jams and jellies) - 2 votes
#2 (mark martin's disturbing piggy jam) - 1 vote
#3 (kirk creel's salty pirate piggy) - 1 vote

keep voting! why isn't everyone signed up for this blog anyways? we're going to have fun here! anyways, i think voting should stay open until the end-of-day sunday, then on monday morning, we'll announce our next challenge.

and while i'm posting, so as not to bury the results thus far...
some art (the 2nd one is only colored by me):






Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Lost & Found

James Hislope turned up. As I posted earlier, I couldn't get a hold of him, and so I was kind of worried. But he wasn't lying in a ditch. He'd just left the job where his email address was. He no longer had regular internet access, so he didn't get my messages. Anyway, he's alive.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Napkin Art


This is usually how I wait for a meal to arrive.

Speaking of Nuttin'



Seeing Mark's sketches reminded me of my meeting notes. These are actual meeting notes with the real information erased to protect corporate super secrets. I was really into that meeting.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

New SHC

I just added Sarah White - go check out her post to see some art and some links to her stuff!


This isn't typical of her style, by the way. I just thought this would be a fun one to put here. For a better idea, check out her Kastle Comics or her deviantART gallery.

She's our 29th Cartooneesta. I wonder who'll make it an even 30.

It seems like everybody in the W's is particularly talented.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Time to Vote!

Here we go, y'all. Click on "Comment," at the bottom of this post, to cast your vote for the official Salty 'Ham Jam header image! These were drawn in response to Salty Challenge 001.

And let's say this: You're allowed to vote for yourself, but please don't, if you can help it. Because if everyone votes for themselves, we'll just have a tie or something. I'm already wondering if this is actually going to work. (The titles below are my own, and are subject to change if anyone objects.)

1 - Garrison's "Ham, Jam, Thank-You Ma'am"

2 - Mark Martin's "Squeal Like a Pig"

3 - Kirk Creel's "Pig on a Peg"

4 - Chris Fason's "It Has To Be Salty"

5 - Joe Attaway's "Ham 'n' Amp"

6 - Garrison/Fason's "Roller Derby Nightmare"

Anyone voting for the Roller Derby, please specify A - F (you can see the letters if you click on the pic). I guess we'll have to keep the voting open for a few days or a week or something.

I got nothin'


Last night The World's Greatest Cook went to bed and I was about to turn off the TV and get some work done. But "The Fan" came on, and I started watching, and this is all I got done. This is how I write the "Gag Station" headers for Nick Mag. I just start doodling and something coherent eventually materializes. But after 2 hours this is all I got done for the yearly "Halloween" issue.

I'll try again over the weekend.

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